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Dustin Nickerson says this is when you are officially married. The popular comedian states that you will know your marriage has started when something like this finally happens. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear when, according to Dustin, two people are actually married. A wedding ceremony is a beautiful thing. Of course, its the lovely ritual in which two people stand at the altar, in front of their family and friends, and exchange vows. Both people promise to remain with the other regardless of what life may throw at them. The only thing that can or will separate them is death itself. The minister then pronounces them husband and wife and tells them to seal it with a kiss. The wedding day is one that couples will remember for the rest of their lives. However, all that pomp and circumstance that comes with the wedding day is not real life. No one wears a tux or a wedding dress or throws the bouquet over their shoulder Monday through Friday. Sure, those activities may be fun, but as anyone who is married knows, a marriage is what happens after the wedding day. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin said he and his wife were at a wedding, but they couldnt help laughing to themselves because they know what a real marriage is, and how those people exchanging vows have no idea what married life is yet. Thats no, thats not a marriage, he said. Thats not a marriage at all. Thats a wedding. Those are different things. A marriage is the next day when you get to the airport, and she goes, I forgot my passport. Now youre married. Thats, thats a marriage right there. Today, till death do us part. Tomorrow, Im going to Mexico alone. You had one job. I think anyone who is married will likely completely agree with Dustins statement and the point hes making. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Derrick Stroup hysterically explained how grocery shopping has changed. In the last decade or so, the popular comedian says grocery shopping has undergone a significant modification. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what has changed in the grocery store shopping experience. As Ive said many times before, shopping is one of the worst things in the world. There are no arguments to be made stating otherwise. Its an accepted fact, and nothing will change that in my mind, and Im guessing, in the minds of many other people, as well. Shopping is terrible, and no one looks forward to going to the store. But as bad as shopping is, it unfortunately gets worse. Shopping for groceries is the worst of the worst. Its the absolute pinnacle of horrible experiences when it comes to customers purchasing items. However, as awful as grocery shopping is, something about it, according to Derrick, has changed in the last 10 years. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick says he has been seeing a lot less of one thing while picking up groceries: children being spanked. I havent seen a kid get spanked in the grocery store in a decade, he said. No, thats where you used to watch some pretty good live whoopings go on. Youd just be pushing your cart through Brunos, cruising right along. Youd look down the aisle. Thered be a kid just getting wore out. Later in the clip, he mentions something that I remember seeing and hearing while growing up as well. I mean, back in the day, other parents would chime in, he added. Youd be getting spanked, and another parent would go, And thats why you listen to your mother. Youd be like, Who are you? Who are you? I dont even know you. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This comedian has a hysterical reason for believing he is a good husband. The funnyman, Shaun Johnson, is honest, stating that its not so much what he does that makes him a husband, but instead what he does not do. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Shauns wife should consider herself lucky for having married him. Marriage is one of the best things someone can do, as everyone who is married fully understands. However, as every married person also knows very well, is that no marriage is perfect. Two people in a marriage will clash over this or that, leading to heated disagreements and fights. No two people are the same, so their thoughts, opinions and feelings will not be the same on every subject. However, while disagreements and confrontation are rarely, if ever, enjoyable, they can be beneficial for the relationship. If they are handled in a way that addresses and solves the problem, they can be good. Those solutions will involve a fair amount of compromise from both parties each gives a little, while also getting a little. Thats a win-win, right? Well, in a clip posted on YouTube, Shaun explains that not every situation in a marriage has to result in a fight, especially when youre as good a husband as he is. Hilariously, he states that hes fully aware that its because of what he doesn't do more than what he does for his wife. Ill have you know, Im actually a pretty good husband, if I do say so myself, he said. And its not always the things I do. Sometimes its the things I dont do. And Ill just give one example. Ill just throw one example out, OK? Just the fact that I dont golf puts me miles ahead of so many of you guys. Later, he adds what he says when his wife asks him to do something. Every time my wifes bugged me, Im like, Yeah, but I dont golf, he said. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian imagined how lullabies sung by Arnold Schwarzenegger might sound. The funnyman, Hoss Ridgeway, will have you rolling with laughter with his bit about the Terminator performing popular childrens songs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how these beloved childrens songs would probably sound if they were ever sung by legendary action star, Arnold Schwarzenegger. There are many recognizable Hollywood actors and actresses. We know their face, understand weve seen them before, but arent sure where and dont remember their name. Thankfully, the IMDB app exists for situations just like this. A few quick taps on the phone and youre finally able to place the person on the TV screen, and can now rest easy. While there are a lot of actors and actresses, there are only a handful of movie stars. Of course, the difference between an actor and a movie star is that everyone is familiar with them and at least has passing familiarity with their body of work, even the most casual movie and television fan. One of those people who is, without question, a movie star is Arnold Schwarzenegger. But what if Arnold used his talents in a different area, in another form of entertainment? In a clip posted on YouTube, Hoss imagines what some popular childrens lullabies would sound like if Arnold were to sing them and how he might slightly augment them. The result is a bit that will have you laughing uncontrollably, as the comedian pulls off a scary-good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. But can you imagine if he sang to his children, what that wouldve been like? he asked. Hes like, Im going to sing to you. Old McDonald had a farm. Later in the clip, he tried a couple more lullabies as Arnold. London Bridge is falling downget to the chopper! he said, while impersonating the Terminator. The itsy-bitty spider went up the waterspout, he sang. Out came a sniper and took the spider out. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Michael Jr.s take on Jesus little brother, James, is comedy gold. What the popular comedian says about Jesus Christ's younger brother will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Michaels uproarious comments about what it must have been like being a sibling of Jesus. Children are blessings and gifts from the Lord above, each one of them, and they should be treated as such. As all parents know well, there is nothing like being a mother or a father. Its an experience that will forever change everything about you. Your thinking and entire way of looking at the world will be altered. However, while raising children, there is something parents must keep in mind. Every child is an individual, and not a replica or a duplicate of their siblings. We can all agree that, far too often, parents judge a child against their sibling. Why didnt you do this like so-and-so? Why arent you more like them? Thats a lot of pressure for any child, and its not fair and, if were being totally honest, downright wrong. But can you imagine the kind of pressure and judgment a sibling of Jesus would have faced from their parents and everyone else? In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael imagines what it must have been like to have been James, the young brother of Jesus. Jesus your big brother? Michael said. How many times do you have to hear, Why cant you be more like Jesus, James? Later in the clip, Michael wonders what might have happened when James attended a wedding, especially following Jesus first miracle mentioned in the Bible. Remember the wedding banquet? Michael asked the audience. Jesus turned water into wine, and everybody was amazed. But they dont tell you about the next banquet. Jesus left early, and they start running out of wine. Everybody looked at James. Its like, man, the last time this happened, your brother made some wine, dude. Youre just going to stand there with your sandals on? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A young comedian on Britains Got Talent will have you cracking up. The tiny funnyman has put together a routine that is both really hilarious and very cute. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the young man do a stand-up routine full of jokes that is sure to have you laughing for quite some time. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the toughest things in the world to do. Of course, its a solitary act in which one person stands on stage and tells jokes, desperately hoping the audience laughs. If the jokes dont land or the audience stays completely silent, there is no one else to blame but the person holding the microphone. If that sounds like a frightening situation, you would be entirely correct. Most people would never even think about walking on stage and giving stand-up comedy a try. However, there are still people looking to make a name for themselves in the rough and tumble world of stand-up comedy, even, as it turns out, children. In a clip posted on YouTube, 8-year-old Monty Morris took the Britains Got Talent stage and announced to the shows four judges and the studio audience that he is a stand-up comedian. After a quick back and forth with the judges, it was time for the young man to get into his act. As most comedians do, the little guy told jokes about his life, which, for most 8-year-olds, is primarily his mother, the playground and school. Not surprisingly, those are the subjects the tiny comedian talked about during his audition. However, what was surprising was how truly funny and entertaining the young man was, and how many laughs he got from both the judges and the audience. The confident little guy told one joke after another, getting a well-deserved round of applause from the audience and the judges. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

She hilariously thought she had this problem with her Jeep. The young woman was deeply concerned about her vehicle, believing this issue would cause her a lot of trouble. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she believed was wrong with her Jeep, and what she did after learning of the problem. For most people, having a vehicle is a necessity. So, it would only logically make sense that vehicle maintenance is a must for everyone, too. What other conclusion could anyone come to but that? Making sure your ride is in tip-top shape is part of being an adult. Its just one of those many obligations and responsibilities that we all know, but do not necessarily love. Now, because we rely on our vehicles to get us from Point A to Point B, discovering anything wrong with them is one of the worst things in the world. We immediately get that awful sinking feeling in our stomach, and we're thinking about how were going to survive until its fixed and also about how much the repair will cost. Hopefully, it doesnt drain our bank account too much. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman is told by a man behind the camera that she has an issue with her Jeep. He tells her that, unfortunately, her tires are upside down. I have bad news, he tells her. I drove your Jeep, and one of your tires is upside down. One of the tires is upside down! she says with absolute panic and dread on her face. The horror! Whatever will she do? Hopefully, you understand that this isn't actually a thing and that hes playing a joke on her. Instead of stopping to consider the absurdity of what he just told her, she runs outside and checks her tires. Sadly, she determines that the tire is, in fact, upside down. I dont know how you fix something like that, she states. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A husband shared a hilarious word of caution when praying. He asked the Lord for something, and He delivered. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the husband prayed to the Lord for, and also why He is now urging others to exercise caution when communicating with the Creator of the universe. Prayer is powerful, and easily the most important thing a follower of Christ can do. Yes, reading and studying the Bible and gathering with a family of fellow believers are good and necessary things, but none of them will ever top praying to the Lord God Almighty. Gods Word, and more specifically, Jesus Christ, stresses the importance of prayer. He told His disciples when, where and how to pray. He even provided an example of a prayer, The Lords Prayer, which most people can recite entirely from memory. So, its impossible to undersell how crucial it is to pray to the Lord daily, to communicate our needs, wants, hopes, desires and fears to Him. However, when praying, it is important to be specific. While He knows whats on our hearts and minds even before we come to Him, its necessary to vocalize those requests, needs, fears or whatever the case may be. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband also shared why its important to be specific when talking to Him. Years ago, I got down on my hands and knees, I said, Dear Lord, please send me somebody that is right, that is right, he said. And I wasnt specific. So, now, God, He sent me someone so right that Ive never been more wrong. I havent had a chance in my life, since shes come into my life to be right. Later in the clip, he says his wife is so right all the time that everything he says, does and thinks is wrong. Everything I say is wrong, he said. Everything she says is right. Every place she goes is right. Every place I go is wrong. Any thought I have is wrong. Any thought she has is right. Hilariously, before the clip ends, she adds that he may not even be correct about his assertion that she is always right and he is constantly wrong. Mark 11:24 For this reason, I say to you, Whatever you make a request for in prayer, have faith that it has been given to you, and you will have it.

Derrick Stroup believes that the crockpot is the ADHD persons best friend. The comedian says that the crockpot was created for those who have trouble paying attention and staying on task. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear why Derrick Stroup is perfect for someone with ADHD. There is an endless array of distractions in our world. Unfortunately, we all carry the biggest one with us 24/7, 365 days a year. People are basically unable to go anywhere or do anything without their cell phones. If they, God forbid, were to become separated from their devices for any period of time, most would not know how to function. At this point, our cell phones have become extensions of our hands. They rest constantly in our palms as we check this app, then that app, and finally this other app. Of course, nothing has changed since we last checked it, which was five minutes ago. But those screens have become too difficult to stay away from, likely stealing away our focus and attention from more important, pressing needs. However, if you have trouble staying focused and on task, there is an appliance for you, according to Derrick. In a clip posted on YouTube, the popular comedian says the mighty crockpot is perfect for those with ADHD who also enjoy cooking. Now, you wouldnt think that ADHD and cooking would go hand-in-hand, but as Derrick states, you would be very wrong. He added that he got heavily into crockpots, even reaching the point where he was running four or five at a time. I couldnt believe that they invented something that I could forget about, and absolutely nail, he said. He added that with him having ADHD, everything has been built against him, but not crockpots. He added that they are made for us ADHD people. He said he has gotten compliments on his crockpot cooking, and when asked for his secret recipe, he admits it includes a lot of forgetfulness. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent knows the embarrassment of their child being way too honest. This is a situation that, unfortunately, moms and dads know all too well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear this mother create instances that would immediately result in overwhelming embarrassment for every parent if their child were to say these things. Honesty is the best policy, as it has been said many times. That is true, we should be open and upfront with one another. No one wants to be lied to or even, for the most part, associated with someone who has a problem with the truth. Becoming known as a liar is a deep, long-lasting reputational stain that is hard to remove and overcome. Now, its possible to be completely honest with someone while doing so delicately and with care, and with consideration for their feelings. Simply blurting out the unfiltered truth, without regard for others feelings, can do a lot of damage. Often, someone who acts this way, saying what everyone else is thinking, does so for shock value or hoping to hurt others intentionally. Much like a known liar, no one wants to be around that type of person. Children have not developed the ability to be honest with others while using tact and discernment. They say exactly what crops up in their minds, and, as parents know, this can make for extremely awkward and cringeworthy moments in which you wish you could disappear. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother recreates some of these moments that would be completely embarrassing. Ooh, Mom, it smells like moldy towels in here, she said. What? Hey, whats all them bumps on your face? she added. My momma said you cant stay cause she dont like you, she said. Aunt Linda, you got a baby in your belly? she said. Cause it looks big. Those are only a handful of truly laugh-out-loud comments the woman makes. Hopefully, they are not coming from her personal experience. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

All parents will relate to these hilarious mealtime struggles. Moms and dads know that, at times, getting their youngster to eat can be a battle, where both sides refuse to give an inch. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see situations that parents know all too well recreated in hilarious, spot-on fashion. Eating, consuming vitamins and nutrients, is necessary for survival. Thats not some kind of earth-shattering or groundbreaking discovery or statement. Its a simple fact that everyone knows and understands to be true. If you eat, you will stay alive, but if you go without eating or drinking for an extended period of time, eventually death will move in and take over. While all of that is common knowledge, trying to get that across to a child can be, at times, like pulling teeth. Every parent knows that every child goes through phases when they do not want to eat anything, or at least anything you provide for them. They will give any and every excuse why they cannot or will not eat this or that, no matter how nonsensical and flawed their reasoning might be. A clip posted on YouTube recreates scenarios that all parents know all too well. The mother presents her child with a variety of snacks, and every single time, without fail, the child, also played by the woman, gives a reason why the food is unacceptable to them. Most of the youngsters responses to the food laid out for them are absurd and make absolutely no sense. But again, that is nearly every child when they reach this extremely picky stage. Perhaps a child being picky about what they will and won't eat is a way for them to assert themselves and develop independence. Whatever the case may be, it is incredibly infuriating for every parent. Just eat the food! 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all for the glory of God.

This comedian thought his car had been stolen and then this happened. The funnyman was certain that he had been the victim of grand theft auto, but upon second thought, that might not have been the case. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedian talk about the time when he thought that this car had been stolen. The world is often a dark and scary place. People are not always the kindest to one another. In fact, many people have the ability to inflict a surprising amount of pain on each other, and most of the time, its done for no other reason than just because they can. Simply look at the news and social media to witness this type of behavior in action. Because we do live in a sin-filled and fallen world, well experience painful and horrible situations. Bad things will happen to us for no other reason than that its because of the sad, depraved state of humanity. So, when people ask, Why do bad things happen to good people? That is why, and Jesus even answered this in Matthew when He said, His sun gives light to the evil and to the good, and He sends rain on the upright and on the sinner. While bad things do happen to everyone, a comedian in a YouTube clip thought his vehicle had been stolen. That is, of course, a bad thing, but he was, as he soon found out, hilariously mistaken. I called the police, he said. I told them the church I was at. I told them someone has stolen my car. After hanging up with the police, he made what he described as the most important call of all to his wife to explain the situation to her. She responded in a way that he did not see coming. She said, Ken, I dropped you off at church, he recalled his wife saying. I said, Come and get me! She said, I will as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car! John 16:33 I have said all these things to you so that in me you may have peace. In the world, you have trouble, but take heart! I have overcome the world.

John Crist on MLB team mascots will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has a unique and hilarious bit about some strange mascots in Major League Baseball and offers possible name changes. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what team name John has a problem with and what he would change them to if he could. It's been said that there isnt anything more American than apple pie and baseball. Like a lot of sayings and adages, Id challenge the validity of the claim being made in that statement. What about those people who arent fans of either of those things? How about someone who likes apple pie but not baseball, or vice versa? Are they somehow not as American as someone who does like apple pie and baseball? Either way, many people enjoy baseball, Americas pastime (something else I would argue that isnt necessarily true). They love going out to those delicately and intricately manicured fields to watch their favorite player or team, and if they dont win, well, then its a shame. Hey, but even if they do lose, at least you still have that box of crackerjacks, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, John lists several gripes about Major League Baseball. Specifically, his complaints concern a couple of the teams names. As he states, they are strange and completely out of left field (pun intended) and do not invoke any kind of fear in their opponent. We lost the Indians, John says. We lost the Indians. Whats the Indians new mascot? Does anybody know? The Guardians. Cleveland Guardians? Yall know what a guardian is? A guy who goes, Be home by 10 p.m., and you go, Shut up, youre not my real dad. Later in the video, he mentions another team with a rather lame and uninspiring mascot and offers up a suggestion for what they might consider changing it to. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Erica Rhodes hilariously proved that TV is dead. Its becoming clearer every day that, by and large, people do not watch television anymore. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see how this comedian inadvertently showed that people are not watching television. For the last several years, its been said repeatedly that more and more people are cutting the cord and that television is on its last legs. Nowhere has this been more apparent than in local television news stations. Who wants to watch a television broadcast at a specific time when you can go online and get the very same news hours before the newscast airs? Instead of watching television, everyone has turned to streaming. Those popular streaming platforms, of course, allow people to watch what they want when they want. The user is in control of the schedule, and who doesnt want that? They dont have to wait for a specific time or wade through annoying, poorly made commercials. In a clip posted on YouTube, Erica, during her stand-up routine, asked one simple, straightforward question and inadvertently showed that no one was watching television. I was recently on Americas Got Talent, thats true, she said. Yeah! Thank you! Did anyone see it? When she asked the audience if anyone saw her appearance on Americas Got Talent, things got real quiet real fast. You literally could have heard a pin drop. No one made a sound. Erica, in response to the audiences unexpected reaction, told a series of hysterical jokes about how people are no longer watching television. If you didnt think TV was dead before, now we know, OK? she said. Even my friends were like, How do we watch it? I was like, Its on TV. Theyre like, Where? Wheres TV? Its on the thing. How do we sign up? Do you have to download something? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedians first shift as a garbage man will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Charlie Berens, tried his hand as a sanitation worker, picking up trash for the city of Milwaukee, but things did not go well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why Charlies time as a sanitation worker will likely be quite short. Starting a new job is both an exciting and anxiety-filled situation. Everyone wants to get off on the right foot, impressing their new co-workers with their skill and knowledge, hoping to show others why they were hired. Also, there is a pretty significant fear that we wont impress others, and that they may even question how we managed to get the position. Of course, there are things we can do to make sure things get off on the right foot. For starters, showing up to work on time is simple, but it shows that we respect the job and everyone elses time. No one wants to work with someone who is chronically late. Also, adhering to the rules and workplace etiquette will go a long way toward earning others respect. However, those are just two of the many things Charlie had difficulty with during his first shift as a garbage man. Luckily, Charlies time as a Milwaukee sanitation worker was caught on camera, and that skit was posted on YouTube. Moments into his first shift, Charlie was already a major disappointment as a garbage man. So, Charlie showed up 15 minutes late and spent the next half hour apologizing for it, Derek, an actual garbage man, said. Yeah, I got a touch of the Catholic guilt, Charlie said. My motto is Say sorry first, figure out why later. From that point forward, things went from bad to worse for Charlie. He was told that anything in the trash cans had to be thrown away, but he kept finding things that he wanted to take home. By the end of his shift, he had a nice little collection of items. Hey, whats one mans trash is another mans treasure, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A teacher included some hilarious and relatable email sign-offs in his sent messages. Its likely that, to many educators and those who work in other fields, they will completely understand where he is coming from. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how the teacher chose to end his emails. Where would we be without the ability to communicate? Wed be in a very different place, thats for sure. Relationships, and really, everything else, would be much more challenging, if not impossible, without some way to talk to each other. Likely, wed probably all be sitting around staring at one another, trying to figure out somehow to express our thoughts and feelings. Thankfully, we do have the ability and the means to express ourselves. In fact, we have seemingly endless ways to tell and show someone how we feel at any given moment. Technological advancements have made instant communication possible and something we take for granted. We can send text messages, and if someone does not respond within a couple of minutes, we get a little agitated. But thats one of the many forms of communication people use on a daily basis. A clip posted on YouTube captures a teacher using another form of communication to get his point across. At the end of each email, the teacher writes, he comes up with a unique email sign-off that accurately expresses what hes feeling and thinking at the moment. Most of them mention how exasperated and overwhelmed he is at the time. He types up several truly hilarious ones, with some of the best ones being crying in my car, fighting the good fight, sent with 47 tabs open and with stress and concern. Which ones were your favorite and had you laughing out loud? Of course, these dont just apply to teachers, but to everyone, as we can all relate to the state of mind and situations that might lead someone to write those statements. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.