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This baptism didnt go as planned. Things went wrong quickly and did so in the most hilarious way possible. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what went wrong with this baptism, and youll still be laughing long after the video ends. Baptism is an important sacrament in churches. Its important enough that even Jesus Christ Himself was baptized. Of course, baptism signifies that the old self has been washed away and has been made a new creation in Christ. No longer are they bound by their sin and shame. They have been forgiven and have chosen to follow Jesus Christ. It's an outward expression of what has already taken place in that individuals heart and life. They are signaling their commitment to Christ, choosing to follow and obey Him, while at the same time forsaking their old ways and old life. Its an act that is and should be celebrated and recognized. However, despite its importance and the momentous change it signifies, baptism services are not always perfect. People, even when forgiven, are still not perfect. We still have our flaws and imperfections. A clip posted on YouTube hilariously proves this point. In the video, a man and the pastor stand in the baptismal pool. Additionally, another man stands behind the two, almost as if preparing for the worst. Maybe they had the sense that disaster might strike and wanted to be prepared just in that event. Things got off to a rough start as the pastor attempted to get the man to place his hands over his nose and mouth. Despite the pastors efforts, the man refused to cooperate, at least momentarily, causing several in the church to break out into laughter. But things only got worse from there. The pastor takes the man underwater, but instead of simply standing up, the man pops out, knocking the pastor down. The minister was literally pulled out of the water by the collar of his shirt. Mark 16:16 He who has faith and is given baptism will get salvation; but he who has not faith will be judged.

Dustin Nickerson says this is when you are officially married. The popular comedian states that you will know your marriage has started when something like this finally happens. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear when, according to Dustin, two people are actually married. A wedding ceremony is a beautiful thing. Of course, its the lovely ritual in which two people stand at the altar, in front of their family and friends, and exchange vows. Both people promise to remain with the other regardless of what life may throw at them. The only thing that can or will separate them is death itself. The minister then pronounces them husband and wife and tells them to seal it with a kiss. The wedding day is one that couples will remember for the rest of their lives. However, all that pomp and circumstance that comes with the wedding day is not real life. No one wears a tux or a wedding dress or throws the bouquet over their shoulder Monday through Friday. Sure, those activities may be fun, but as anyone who is married knows, a marriage is what happens after the wedding day. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin said he and his wife were at a wedding, but they couldnt help laughing to themselves because they know what a real marriage is, and how those people exchanging vows have no idea what married life is yet. Thats no, thats not a marriage, he said. Thats not a marriage at all. Thats a wedding. Those are different things. A marriage is the next day when you get to the airport, and she goes, I forgot my passport. Now youre married. Thats, thats a marriage right there. Today, till death do us part. Tomorrow, Im going to Mexico alone. You had one job. I think anyone who is married will likely completely agree with Dustins statement and the point hes making. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Derrick Stroup hysterically explained how grocery shopping has changed. In the last decade or so, the popular comedian says grocery shopping has undergone a significant modification. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what has changed in the grocery store shopping experience. As Ive said many times before, shopping is one of the worst things in the world. There are no arguments to be made stating otherwise. Its an accepted fact, and nothing will change that in my mind, and Im guessing, in the minds of many other people, as well. Shopping is terrible, and no one looks forward to going to the store. But as bad as shopping is, it unfortunately gets worse. Shopping for groceries is the worst of the worst. Its the absolute pinnacle of horrible experiences when it comes to customers purchasing items. However, as awful as grocery shopping is, something about it, according to Derrick, has changed in the last 10 years. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick says he has been seeing a lot less of one thing while picking up groceries: children being spanked. I havent seen a kid get spanked in the grocery store in a decade, he said. No, thats where you used to watch some pretty good live whoopings go on. Youd just be pushing your cart through Brunos, cruising right along. Youd look down the aisle. Thered be a kid just getting wore out. Later in the clip, he mentions something that I remember seeing and hearing while growing up as well. I mean, back in the day, other parents would chime in, he added. Youd be getting spanked, and another parent would go, And thats why you listen to your mother. Youd be like, Who are you? Who are you? I dont even know you. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Comedian Derrick Stroup takes his ice cream and trail mix seriously. The popular funnyman believes there is a right way and a wrong way to enjoy both of those treats, and he has little to no patience for those who eat them incorrectly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear just how seriously he takes his ice cream and trail mix. Everyone loves snacking. Its something that wed be better off doing less of, but, hey, you only live once, right? Whats wrong with indulging in a sweet treat now and then? Yes, we should be concerned about our health, but how healthy is it to deny ourselves a treat all the time? Well, when it comes to those treats, there is nothing more universally loved than ice cream. Of course, as you already know, there is no other treat that causes everyone to scream in unison. In addition to all of us screaming for ice cream, there is literally something for everyone. There are weird, truly out-there flavors for the more adventurous eater, and conventional, original flavors for those who like to stay in their comfort zone with ice cream. However, did you know there is apparently a wrong way to eat ice cream? Apparently, unlike a Reeses peanut butter cup, there is a right way and a wrong way, at least according to Derrick. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick says, ice cream is his favorite thing, and he and his wife have very different approaches to enjoying the cold treat. Its my favorite food, and I dont eat it fast, he said. I eat it the way you should. I whittle my ice cream. I put my spoon on the side, and I whittle it. His wife, he says, does not whittle her ice cream. Instead, she comes in a way that Derrick knows he will have to fix later. Also, he believes that how one eats trail mix is a metaphor for how to approach life. I told you, he takes these treats seriously. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedian has a hysterical reason for believing he is a good husband. The funnyman, Shaun Johnson, is honest, stating that its not so much what he does that makes him a husband, but instead what he does not do. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Shauns wife should consider herself lucky for having married him. Marriage is one of the best things someone can do, as everyone who is married fully understands. However, as every married person also knows very well, is that no marriage is perfect. Two people in a marriage will clash over this or that, leading to heated disagreements and fights. No two people are the same, so their thoughts, opinions and feelings will not be the same on every subject. However, while disagreements and confrontation are rarely, if ever, enjoyable, they can be beneficial for the relationship. If they are handled in a way that addresses and solves the problem, they can be good. Those solutions will involve a fair amount of compromise from both parties each gives a little, while also getting a little. Thats a win-win, right? Well, in a clip posted on YouTube, Shaun explains that not every situation in a marriage has to result in a fight, especially when youre as good a husband as he is. Hilariously, he states that hes fully aware that its because of what he doesn't do more than what he does for his wife. Ill have you know, Im actually a pretty good husband, if I do say so myself, he said. And its not always the things I do. Sometimes its the things I dont do. And Ill just give one example. Ill just throw one example out, OK? Just the fact that I dont golf puts me miles ahead of so many of you guys. Later, he adds what he says when his wife asks him to do something. Every time my wifes bugged me, Im like, Yeah, but I dont golf, he said. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian imagined how lullabies sung by Arnold Schwarzenegger might sound. The funnyman, Hoss Ridgeway, will have you rolling with laughter with his bit about the Terminator performing popular childrens songs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how these beloved childrens songs would probably sound if they were ever sung by legendary action star, Arnold Schwarzenegger. There are many recognizable Hollywood actors and actresses. We know their face, understand weve seen them before, but arent sure where and dont remember their name. Thankfully, the IMDB app exists for situations just like this. A few quick taps on the phone and youre finally able to place the person on the TV screen, and can now rest easy. While there are a lot of actors and actresses, there are only a handful of movie stars. Of course, the difference between an actor and a movie star is that everyone is familiar with them and at least has passing familiarity with their body of work, even the most casual movie and television fan. One of those people who is, without question, a movie star is Arnold Schwarzenegger. But what if Arnold used his talents in a different area, in another form of entertainment? In a clip posted on YouTube, Hoss imagines what some popular childrens lullabies would sound like if Arnold were to sing them and how he might slightly augment them. The result is a bit that will have you laughing uncontrollably, as the comedian pulls off a scary-good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. But can you imagine if he sang to his children, what that wouldve been like? he asked. Hes like, Im going to sing to you. Old McDonald had a farm. Later in the clip, he tried a couple more lullabies as Arnold. London Bridge is falling downget to the chopper! he said, while impersonating the Terminator. The itsy-bitty spider went up the waterspout, he sang. Out came a sniper and took the spider out. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian shared the first thing his wife did after they got married. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, mentioned what his wifes first action was after they exchanged vows and said, I do, and it will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeffs better half did and how she takes her action back from time to time. Marriage is a beautiful and wonderful thing, but it will most certainly change your life forever. The instant a couple says, I do, they are, as the Bible says, no longer two individuals but one. There will be good days, and there will be some not-so-great ones, too, as anyone who is or has ever been married understands. Of course, no marriage is perfect. There will be fights and arguments because thats the nature of relationships. No two people will agree in every instance and circumstance. They wont see eye to eye on every subject. But when these differences do arise, its important to reach an agreement, and as anyone who is married knows, that means finding a solution she likes best. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff said the very first thing his better half did after they got married was to take away his ability to disagree with her. She took away, as Jeff puts it, his spine. However, periodically, she will undo this action and reattach it whenever she needs him to confront potentially dangerous situations. First thing she did when we got married was take my spine away from me, he said. She did. She keeps it in her purse. Thats handy in case I have to do something manly. Later in the clip, he mentions the kind of situation in which she would temporarily return his spine. 3 oclock in the morning, I heard a noise. Heres your spine. God down and see what it was, he said. I hate that wake-up call. She hears a noise. I got to go down and see what it is. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A teacher offered a look at what its like to educate middle schoolers, particularly boys. This glimpse of what its trying to reach these youngsters will likely be very relatable to other teachers and even to parents of teenagers. Watch this short but hilarious clip to see just how challenging it is to be a teacher, especially when youre teaching middle school. Hopefully, whatever you do, you do not hate and dread going to work. That would be a horrible way to live. You may, by chance, like and enjoy what you do. However, no matter how much you may like your job, no position is perfect. There will always be situations and circumstances that are not ideal when it comes to our job. Nothing in this world is perfect, so why should we expect our jobs to be? Every position has its ups and its downs. This is especially true for teachers. Like everyone else, they have their good days and their bad days. But I have never tried teaching someone who isnt all that interested in learning. That sounds like a horrible situation. However, thats a reality many teachers face every day, and thats not a great environment for learning at all. Thankfully, that is not how this teacher describes teaching middle schoolers. Instead, he calls it pure entertainment. In a clip posted on YouTube, a teacher hysterically shows what its like to teach seventh- and eighth-grade boys. Hilariously, the very first thing he points out in the clip is how they make random, unexplainable noises for no apparent reason whatsoever. But thats teenagers, right? There isnt usually an explanation for most of what they do. Also, this teacher says that they tend to overuse the word Bruh, saying it 1,000 times a day. Its clear from this short but uproarious clip that teaching those youngsters is certainly an adventure. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

An officer busting up a senior citizens bingo game is the funniest thing youll see today. The law enforcement official gently but firmly laid down the law, much to the chagrin and amazement of the elderly participants. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what happened when a police officer broke up a bingo game in a senior living residence. Everyone has hobbies, or at least they should. Participating in those favorite pastimes can do wonders for ones physical and mental health. Even if just for a few hours, its always good to get away from those worries and stresses of everyday life. Now, while some may enjoy golf, running, or activities that require a lot of motion and physical exertion, for some, that is just not possible. When mobility becomes an issue, individuals have to look for less physically taxing and draining activities, like Bingo. Who doesnt love a nice game of Bingo every now and then? Well, if you know anything about the elderly, Bingo is typically popular among that demographic. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, several senior citizens who were participating in a game of Bingo quickly found themselves on the wrong side of the law, or at least thats what they were led to believe. The clip posted on social media captured a police officer instructing the residents of a senior living residence that they were technically breaking the law. Due to a recently passed ordinance related to gambling, he was being forced to shut down their game. The looks on the seniors faces are priceless. They believe that they are about to face the swift and powerful hand of the law because of their gambling-related activity. However, as is often the case, things are not always as they appear at first glance. These lawbreakers escaped serving hard time, at least this time anyway. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Her Southern swear words will have you laughing and adding new phrases to your vocabulary. She shows how to express anger and discontent without resorting to those overused and offensive four-letter words. Watch the short but hilarious clip that will have you rolling with laughter as you hear new, unfamiliar phrases. Words, as its been said many times before, are powerful. What we say can and does impact people, whether we want to believe it or not. As frightening as it may sound, once those words exit our mouths, they can never be taken back. Thats why its always a good idea to stop and consider what youre about to say, especially when it's going to be said in anger. Youve probably said something in anger that, when cooler heads prevailed, you greatly regretted uttering. Sure, its possible and advisable to apologize to the individual to whom those hurtful and harmful words were directed, but you cannot take them back. So, instead of exclaiming any foul or offensive words, the next time youre upset, there are a handful of other phrases you might consider first. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman goes through a handful of phrases commonly used in the South to express anger. While some of these phrases Ive heard a time or two before, all of them are hilarious. Daggummit, she said. Well, shoot fire, she added. Well, Ill be doggone, she exclaimed. Toward the end of the clip, she mentions my personal favorite. What in the blue blazes? Apparently, Southern people, even in their anger, cant help but be folksy and charming with the words and phrases they say. Everyone gets upset and angry, but the words that can come out of our mouths in that emotional state can make the situation much worse. They can hurt feelings and even damage relationships. Its always a good idea to keep a tight leash on the tongue. It may be small, but it has the power to cause a lot of havoc and heartache. James 1:26 If a man seems to have religion and has no control over his tongue, but lets himself be tricked by what is false, this mans religion is of no value.

This flight attendants pre-takeoff routine is hysterical. He made those typically boring and mundane announcements something to remember. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what the airline employee did that will have you laughing long after the video ends. Flying, while it is, in many cases, the most efficient way to get from Point A to Point B, has become one massive headache. For starters, remembering to pack and bring along everything you need for a trip is enough to drive even the sanest person loony. Did we bring this? Do we have that? Should we pack that? Will we have enough room for it? Then there are all the hoops passengers must jump through regarding TSA and security. There is never any consistency when it comes to security. From airport to airport, you better believe there will be different procedures, varying drastically in some cases. Seems like the government could, you know, figure that one out and get everything squared away rather easily. Also, there is the always-present fear that the airline will lose your luggage. But other than all that, flying is a fun time. In a clip posted on YouTube, one flight attendant tried to do his part to make flying a little more pleasant. As everyone knows, every flight starts with a flight attendant going through safety procedures while another physically demonstrates what they're saying. Typically, passengers ignore these announcements and use that time to begin settling in for their nap. But its likely that many passengers sat up and paid attention to this particular safety announcement. Thats because one of the flight attendants went the extra mile. Instead of half-heartedly going through the safety demonstration, he added a bit more emphasis, turning it into a full-blown performance. If there was a motion for him to make, he greatly exaggerated it. That was one safety demonstration that none of those passengers will ever forget, that is for sure. Apparently, its not against TSA to laugh and smile on a plane. Who knew? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Michael Jr.s take on Jesus little brother, James, is comedy gold. What the popular comedian says about Jesus Christ's younger brother will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Michaels uproarious comments about what it must have been like being a sibling of Jesus. Children are blessings and gifts from the Lord above, each one of them, and they should be treated as such. As all parents know well, there is nothing like being a mother or a father. Its an experience that will forever change everything about you. Your thinking and entire way of looking at the world will be altered. However, while raising children, there is something parents must keep in mind. Every child is an individual, and not a replica or a duplicate of their siblings. We can all agree that, far too often, parents judge a child against their sibling. Why didnt you do this like so-and-so? Why arent you more like them? Thats a lot of pressure for any child, and its not fair and, if were being totally honest, downright wrong. But can you imagine the kind of pressure and judgment a sibling of Jesus would have faced from their parents and everyone else? In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael imagines what it must have been like to have been James, the young brother of Jesus. Jesus your big brother? Michael said. How many times do you have to hear, Why cant you be more like Jesus, James? Later in the clip, Michael wonders what might have happened when James attended a wedding, especially following Jesus first miracle mentioned in the Bible. Remember the wedding banquet? Michael asked the audience. Jesus turned water into wine, and everybody was amazed. But they dont tell you about the next banquet. Jesus left early, and they start running out of wine. Everybody looked at James. Its like, man, the last time this happened, your brother made some wine, dude. Youre just going to stand there with your sandals on? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A young comedian on Britains Got Talent will have you cracking up. The tiny funnyman has put together a routine that is both really hilarious and very cute. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the young man do a stand-up routine full of jokes that is sure to have you laughing for quite some time. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the toughest things in the world to do. Of course, its a solitary act in which one person stands on stage and tells jokes, desperately hoping the audience laughs. If the jokes dont land or the audience stays completely silent, there is no one else to blame but the person holding the microphone. If that sounds like a frightening situation, you would be entirely correct. Most people would never even think about walking on stage and giving stand-up comedy a try. However, there are still people looking to make a name for themselves in the rough and tumble world of stand-up comedy, even, as it turns out, children. In a clip posted on YouTube, 8-year-old Monty Morris took the Britains Got Talent stage and announced to the shows four judges and the studio audience that he is a stand-up comedian. After a quick back and forth with the judges, it was time for the young man to get into his act. As most comedians do, the little guy told jokes about his life, which, for most 8-year-olds, is primarily his mother, the playground and school. Not surprisingly, those are the subjects the tiny comedian talked about during his audition. However, what was surprising was how truly funny and entertaining the young man was, and how many laughs he got from both the judges and the audience. The confident little guy told one joke after another, getting a well-deserved round of applause from the audience and the judges. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Detroit native, Dry Bar Comedy alum and Star Search $100,000 WINNER Horace H.B. Sanders visits First Sundays to record an album and a comedy special - and subsequently rocks the house becoming a First Sundays favorite.

She hilariously thought she had this problem with her Jeep. The young woman was deeply concerned about her vehicle, believing this issue would cause her a lot of trouble. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she believed was wrong with her Jeep, and what she did after learning of the problem. For most people, having a vehicle is a necessity. So, it would only logically make sense that vehicle maintenance is a must for everyone, too. What other conclusion could anyone come to but that? Making sure your ride is in tip-top shape is part of being an adult. Its just one of those many obligations and responsibilities that we all know, but do not necessarily love. Now, because we rely on our vehicles to get us from Point A to Point B, discovering anything wrong with them is one of the worst things in the world. We immediately get that awful sinking feeling in our stomach, and we're thinking about how were going to survive until its fixed and also about how much the repair will cost. Hopefully, it doesnt drain our bank account too much. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman is told by a man behind the camera that she has an issue with her Jeep. He tells her that, unfortunately, her tires are upside down. I have bad news, he tells her. I drove your Jeep, and one of your tires is upside down. One of the tires is upside down! she says with absolute panic and dread on her face. The horror! Whatever will she do? Hopefully, you understand that this isn't actually a thing and that hes playing a joke on her. Instead of stopping to consider the absurdity of what he just told her, she runs outside and checks her tires. Sadly, she determines that the tire is, in fact, upside down. I dont know how you fix something like that, she states. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A husband shared a hilarious word of caution when praying. He asked the Lord for something, and He delivered. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the husband prayed to the Lord for, and also why He is now urging others to exercise caution when communicating with the Creator of the universe. Prayer is powerful, and easily the most important thing a follower of Christ can do. Yes, reading and studying the Bible and gathering with a family of fellow believers are good and necessary things, but none of them will ever top praying to the Lord God Almighty. Gods Word, and more specifically, Jesus Christ, stresses the importance of prayer. He told His disciples when, where and how to pray. He even provided an example of a prayer, The Lords Prayer, which most people can recite entirely from memory. So, its impossible to undersell how crucial it is to pray to the Lord daily, to communicate our needs, wants, hopes, desires and fears to Him. However, when praying, it is important to be specific. While He knows whats on our hearts and minds even before we come to Him, its necessary to vocalize those requests, needs, fears or whatever the case may be. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband also shared why its important to be specific when talking to Him. Years ago, I got down on my hands and knees, I said, Dear Lord, please send me somebody that is right, that is right, he said. And I wasnt specific. So, now, God, He sent me someone so right that Ive never been more wrong. I havent had a chance in my life, since shes come into my life to be right. Later in the clip, he says his wife is so right all the time that everything he says, does and thinks is wrong. Everything I say is wrong, he said. Everything she says is right. Every place she goes is right. Every place I go is wrong. Any thought I have is wrong. Any thought she has is right. Hilariously, before the clip ends, she adds that he may not even be correct about his assertion that she is always right and he is constantly wrong. Mark 11:24 For this reason, I say to you, Whatever you make a request for in prayer, have faith that it has been given to you, and you will have it.