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A UPS driver jumped into action to corral an escaped dog. The woman did not hesitate in the slightest after she witnessed the dog walk out the front door. Watch the short but heartwarming clip to see the lengths this delivery driver went to bring the animal back to its home. Kindness is one thing we can never have too much of in this world. Sadly, instead of too much, it often feels we have entirely too little of it. People have the surprising ability to inflict immense pain and suffering on one another. Everywhere you look the news, social media, the office, the neighborhood we see examples of being needlessly cruel to each other. While this world is fallen and lost and can never be restored due to the destruction sin has brought upon it, we can all do things to make it a little better. Sure, it set the world on fire, bringing about swift, immediate change, but a little act of kindness here and there could brighten and improve someone's world. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman, a UPS delivery driver, was dropping off packages. She was just about done with that particular stop when she rang the doorbell, and a dog exited the house, running off down the street. Not exactly who or what she expected to answer the doorbell. However, instead of going on her way, moving onto the next stop, she went out of her way to bring the dog back to the house from which it had just escaped. She tried to coax the dog back, but when that didnt work, she took more drastic measures. She grabbed a bag of doggy treats to help guide the dog back into the house. The woman did not have to do that. It wasnt her job to worry about the dog, but she showed some kindness because she obviously knew how she would have felt if it were her dog that had turned up missing. Ephesians 4:32 And be kind to one another, full of pity, having forgiveness for one another, even as God in Christ had forgiveness for you.

This skit nailed how Midwesterners talk and feel about the weather. Anyone who has lived in or visited the Midwest for an extended period will immediately notice and be amazed by the accuracy on display. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how people who live in the Midwest talk about every month of the year. The weather is, and always will be, a popular topic of discussion. The weather is also helpful when struggling to find something to talk about. It can and does help with small talk. Also, the weather is so universal, something we all experience, that it translates well to anyone and everyone, who can easily talk about their experience with the present weather patterns, whatever they may be at that time. Now, when talking about the weather, there are a handful of popular cliches, idioms, sayings and phrases that everyone uses at one time or another. Were all guilty of using them, and theres no use in denying it. But when it comes to the Midwest, people in that part of the country have a particular and recognizable way of talking about the weather. A clip posted on YouTube captures how people in flyover country discuss the weather ideally. As someone who currently lives in the Midwest, I can say they were 100 percent accurate, and it wasnt just for one or two months out of the year; they got all 12 of them right. Since I despise winter and, in the Midwest, given how it seems to last forever, the ones that connect and resonate with me the most are those said in February and March. Forty degrees never felt so good, the woman says as she wears a pair of shorts in February. This has to be the last snow, right? she asks with a pained and worried expression. While those are only two of 12, and again, I can assure you the others are correct as well. Leviticus 26:4 Then I will give your rains in their season, and the land shall yield its increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.

This comedians hysterical breakdown of iconic college cheers is comedy gold. The funnyman, Greg Warren, went after some of the most recognizable, familiar cheers youll hear at college sporting events, pointing out how dumb and strange they are. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Greg had to say about these cheers. Many people enjoy attending and watching college sporting events. A lot of those people are incredibly rabid fans, wildly and loudly cheering on their preferred school, no matter the sport or event. Some will even, for some unknown reason, go so far as to cover themselves in paint so that they match their favorite schools colors. However, despite all the crazy and downright annoying things college fans do, can we all agree that those stadium-wide cheers, which are always done in unison, are one of the worst? Many of those cheers, while they show how much you love your school, are just incredibly dumb, and a lot of them make absolutely no sense whatsoever. As it turns out, Im not the only person who feels this way about certain popular and well-known college cheers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Greg goes after a handful of schools for their strange cheers, including the one with arguably the worst and most annoying fanbase in the country: Ohio State. I love the people of Ohio, but, you know, but the Buckeye fans, I dont, Greg said. Well, you know, theyre obnoxious. Anytime youre in a room, and you say anything about sports, half of the people go, O-H. See! See! I-O. It takes two of these idiots to spell their state. Also, other schools he calls out include Arkansas, the University of Kentucky and his alma mater, Missouri, whose cheer makes it seem like their fans have absolutely no clue as to how to spell the state. I mean, it shouldnt be that hard. Its not like Missouri is Mississippi or something. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Making any of these comments during an interview will guarantee you wont be hired. The woman, during a faux job interview, rattles off a string of hilarious but disqualifying statements. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she said that no one should ever repeat during a job interview. Having a job is essential to survive and provide for a living. Sadly, given the present state of the economy and the ever-increasing cost of everything, even with a 9-to-5, it can still be challenging to make ends meet. For far too many people, this is their reality, and they have to cut here and there to pay bills and cover other necessities. Since having a job is of the utmost importance to surviving, being prepared for and acing job interviews is a must. Its an opportunity to put your best foot forward with a potential employer, and to tell them about yourselves and demonstrate what youre capable of and in what areas you are skilled and excel. Naturally, you want to avoid making strange, odd and other comments that would make that employer immediately decide against hiring you for whatever the position may be. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman says just about everything you should never say in an interview. What she says is funny, but saying any of these would, without a doubt, land your resume in the recycling bin. Do yall drug test? the woman asked. Do yall mind if I cuss? Cause I dont really know how else to express myself, she asked. Yall aint going to check my TikTok, are you? she asked the individual interviewing her. When possible employers ask if you have any questions for them, those are not the type they want to hear. Im emotionally stable now, but I cant promise thatll stick, she hilariously and honestly mentioned. Colossians 3:23 Whatever you do, do it readily, as to the Lord, and not to men;

Comedian Greg Warren has a habit of misplacing important documents. The funnyman cant seem to keep track of critical paperwork and information, as it always seems to go missing. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip of Greg mentioning that if its necessary and crucial for him to keep track of, hes probably already lost it. It's been said many times that information and knowledge are power. Of course, everyone knows that to mean that the more you know and learn, the better off youll be in life. And I think many people have found that this is one saying that is ultimately true. The more you know, the farther in life youre likely to go. However, the flip side of that saying is also more than likely true. The less you know and the less information you have, the more problems and troubles youre likely to endure and experience. So, what happens if you continually misplace important governmental documents, in other words, have less information than is needed? Greg is well aware of what can and does happen to someone in this position because more often than not, its him. In a clip posted on YouTube, Greg talks about the many documents he has lost throughout his life. I lose stuff, Greg confessed. If theres an important document, I dont have it. Im a constant disappointment to the DMV. Sir, do you have your social security card? I havent seen that in 30 years. Sir, its an important document. Well, then you guys shouldnt have printed it on a gum wrapper. Later in the clip, Greg recalls being asked if he had his birth certificate handy. That was the wrong question to ask him. My birth certificate? he said, bewildered and amused. That document is 54 years old. I also dont have the Declaration of Independence. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A middle school teacher shared the phrases he says most in his classroom. The educators revelation is both hilarious and telling, giving a glimpse of what its like to be a teacher today. Watch the short, hilarious clip to hear which phrases this teacher uses most often throughout an average day in his classroom. It's impossible to have too many good teachers. Excellent educators will always be in high demand. Thats simply because those men and women who work in education are literally forming and shaping the next generation. What those teachers say, do and how they act in the classroom will have widespread and far-reaching consequences for years to come. While education is a critically important field and teaching is noble and honorable and a crucial profession, its clear that it is not an easy job. Like every job, it has its ups and downs, its challenges and difficulties. Of course, one of the most demanding tasks for a teacher, especially someone trying to educate children, is getting them to pay attention and stay focused. Even then, its impossible to teach someone who is not willing to listen and learn. In a clip posted on social media, a middle school teacher recorded the top phrases he says during a typical school day. Some of what he says is not shocking, especially if youre a parent of a rambunctious and unruly child. However, other things he mentions will likely shock you and have you burst out laughing. Now, as a middle school teacher, you repeat yourself a lot, a lot, he said. Heres a list of my most often-used phrases in the classroom every day. His commonly used phrases are probably about things youve never even imagined that a dealer would have to deal with or would experience. The phrases include: Where are your shoes? he said. Youre going to be OK, he added. Lots of whining in middle school. Read the board, he added. This one will likely not surprise anyone. Those are just a few of the nine phrases he says the most in his classroom during any given day. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

A comedian hilariously explained how she is becoming healthier and getting her steps in. The funnywoman Rhonda Corey shared the moves she has taken to improve her physical and mental health. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the comedian has done that will keep you laughing long after the video ends. Getting, being and remaining healthy is a significant goal for many people. Our physical and mental health should always be top of mind and something we should all strive to improve. And if were being completely honest with ourselves, we can all likely improve in those departments. Do we really need that second piece of cake? Is it necessary to look at Instagram and Facebook again? Will anything have changed since we last looked five minutes ago? Of course, there are real, practical steps we can take that will improve our health. They might be small moves, but with consistency and a commitment to improving ones health, they will make a difference over time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Rhonda mentioned what she has already done to get healthier, some of which may work, while others may not. She commented on her diet and how she has improved it, or at least thought about doing that anyway. Im trying to get healthy, she said. Like, I cut back on my sweets yesterday, this morning. I only had half of a Twinkie. Twice. I started drinking protein shakes. I found out I dont like kale, so I just substitute it with Reeses Cups. Now, exercise is always a big part of getting healthier. Getting active regularly will do wonders for your physical and mental health. Rhonda has also shared her hysterical plan for getting her daily steps in. So, my son said, Mom, Im going for a walk, she recalled. I said, Oh, honey, would you mind if I gave you my Fitbit to wear? 1 Timothy 4:8 For the training of the body is of profit for a little, but religion is of profit in every way, giving hope for the life which now is, and for that which is to come.

Can you go into Buc-ees and not buy anything? This mother and her family just tried this challenging and daunting task. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see if this mother and her family were able to resist purchasing anything at the popular gas stations, or if they folded under the intense pressure. Everyone loves road trips, to a certain degree. Who doesnt love just getting out on the open road and seeing where it takes you? We all love going places and experiencing new and exciting things. But, as its been said many times before, its not so much the destination thats important, but its actually the journey and what happens along the way that counts. As much as people love road trips, hitting the road and experiencing some adventure, they can be a bit tiring. That goes for the vehicle, the driver and any and all passengers. Thankfully, there are gas stations and convenience stores located just off the interstate, places where everyone, including the vehicles, can fuel up and recharge. Typically, this is a quick five to 10-minute pit stop, with the trip continuing moments later. But that is not the case if youve ever stopped at Buc-ees gas station. They are so much more than a gas station; they are a whole new experience. In a clip posted on social media, a mother wonders if its possible to go to a Buc-ees and exit without buying any of the stations unique and beloved, iconic items. She knew her mission, and it was simple and straightforward: go to the restrooms and then leave. But things quickly got off track when her children took a detour to the massive candy wall. You knew it was all but over when that happened. They werent leaving that gas station without making at least one purchase. So, it does appear, at least from this short clip, that it is impossible to go into a Buc-ees without buying something. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A guidance counselor gave this student a reality check that was at once hysterical and humbling. The student likely did not see this response coming from his guidance counselor. Watch the short, laugh-out-loud funny clip to see what the student said that had the school official react in a very unexpected manner. Graduating from high school is a significant accomplishment. However, for most people, that is not the end of their educational journey. Bettering themselves through some form of continued learning is usually the course of action most students choose after earning their high school diploma. Typically, that means going to college or a trade school. However, being 17 or 18 and trying to make such a big decision can be overwhelming. That is why high schools employ guidance counselors who help students figure out what to do after graduation. This can and does make that task a little less daunting and overwhelming. Guidance counselors offer support and assistance throughout the process. In a comedy skit posted on YouTube, a guidance counselor was anything but helpful. Instead, she had a most unusual reaction when the student mentioned his plan of action after leaving high school. Even if guidance counselors dont think they have the ability to achieve what they say, they have to hide their disbelief a little bit better than this particular guidance counselor did. After the student sits down, he states that he hopes to attend a very prestigious university - Brown or Johns Hopkins. Almost immediately, the guidance counselor tries to steer him away from that course of action. Instead, she comes up with other ideas. How about, maybe something different for you, the guidance counselor says to the young man. She then suggests a six-week screenwriting program or even subscribing to the Masterclass online classes. The student is not on board with her ideas, and is obviously taken aback by her humbling suggestions, and her saying that she doesnt see college as being for him. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

This hysterical skit has perfectly captured the pop vs. soda debate. This is one that has been going on for years, seemingly with neither side willing to give an inch. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how this hotly debated topic looks to continue well into the future. Many people say they are open-minded and willing to hear any and all views and opinions, even when they may contrast with what they think and believe. Of course, you and I both know this is rarely, if ever, true. Its much easier to claim to be someone who can and will adopt and listen to other peoples points of view than to actually do it. Social media and 24-hour news channels prove this time and again. Typically, debates on social media and 24-hour news channels quickly descend into screaming and shouting matches. Harsh words are exchanged, and peoples character gets attacked all in the name of debate. What usually happens is that people become more entrenched in and committed to the views they already have and retreat to their preferred cable news source, where information is presented in a way that confirms their preconceived ideas and opinions. Hilariously, that is precisely what happened in a clip posted on YouTube. However, instead of a political topic, its something much more controversial: the pop vs. soda issue, and which one is the proper name for soft drinks. Usually, what you call them will have a lot to do with what region of the country youre from, and that is what we learn in the skit. Also, we learn that neither side is willing to give an inch. Like most debates today, there will be no compromise reached here. Both are willing to defend their positions to the death. Funny enough, a third person appears near the end of the skit. Its the individual that we can all agree is 100 percent wrong. Its the person who calls every soft drink a Coke. That kind of person should be shunned from polite society. How are you going to refer to a Pepsi as a Coke? Thats madness. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This short skit perfectly captured the hilarious reality of parents getting sidetracked. Likely, this video is very relatable and hits very close to home for many mothers and fathers. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what can happen when parents are unable to focus and struggle to remain on task. Being a parent is a tremendous responsibility. There are many requirements and obligations that come with raising little ones. Of course, most parents do them gladly, simply because they love being parents so much. Is there anyone who could honestly say they do not love being a parent and caring for their children? However, in addition to being a parent, most have other obligations, requirements, and tasks they must complete for work, for church or for various groups of which they are members. Things can quickly become overwhelming when so much is running through their brain at once. While they are doing one thing, they are likely imagining what they must do next and by when. Understandably, this can make staying in the moment, focused and on task extremely challenging. A clip posted on YouTube shows the hilarious outcomes that can occur when a parent struggles to stay focused. Their mind wanders, and this can have hysterical impacts on their conversations, making them take strange and confusing detours that no one, not even they, saw coming. The video begins with a father folding laundry as he completes the household task, and he is having a conversation with his son. Its one of those corrective, admonishing talks where dad is attempting to set the youngster straight. I dont care what he said to you, the father said. Thats not the point. The point is that theres two types of people in this world, and the worlds made up of 70 percent water. So, and its a circle, which makes me wonder how is it maintaining all that water and not falling out the bottom. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Jonnie W. wrote a love song for his wife, and its hysterical. The talented funnyman will have you cracking up with the love song he wrote specifically for his wife. Watch the short but hilarious clip to listen to and watch the comedian perform his laugh-out-loud love song. Love seems to be a very fertile topic for the creative types writers, filmmakers, artists and musicians. Most of their work is about or motivated by love. For instance, love is a subject that has kept singers and songwriters busy for hundreds of years. And given the number of songs released that still have to do with love in one way or another, it seems like that wont be changing any time soon. Turn on the radio, switch on Apple Music or Spotify, and the odds are good that whatever song comes on is a love song. It may not be the typical love song, the kind we are all familiar with - a man or a woman belting out lyrics about how much they miss, long for or are infatuated with someone. But love songs can take all different forms, including the comedic variety. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie sings a love song that he wrote for his wife, whom he has been married to for 27 years. The song came about because his wife was a tad upset with him. Throughout his career, Jonnie has written several very funny, laugh-out-loud parody songs. His wife wanted to know where one was for her. Was he ever going to write her one, she wondered, and complained to him. His tune, while technically still a love song, is not one like When a Man Loves a Woman or Cant Help Falling in Love. No, its pretty different from those, but it is in the same vein as his other parody songs. He is a stand-up comedian after all. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes turned an audience interruption into comedy gold. The comedian did not get flustered or thrown off; instead, she incorporated the unexpected outburst into her show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what caused several in the audience to yell out loud and how Anjelah swiftly and hilariously responded. It's often said that breaking into the entertainment business is difficult. Why? Everyone wants to be an actor or actress, and, as evidenced by shows like American Idol and Americas Got Talent, they also want to be singers. There is so much competition, and those professions are incredibly cutthroat, with everyone vying for a limited number of spots. However, in the entertainment business, stand-up comedy has to be one of, if not the most, challenging to gain traction in or get attention. Think of all the comedians that you know, and then imagine that thousands of others did not make it. In addition to the competition, stand-up comics also have to deal with hecklers and unexpected outbursts from their audience. These can be difficult to handle for novice or less experienced comics. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah encountered outbursts from her audience during her set, but instead of letting it throw her off, she went with it and responded in the most hilarious way. She came back in a fashion that had the entire audience cracking up. She was performing in Chicago and mentioned that she had recently googled the Windy City. She then read from her phone that Chicago has the third-largest building in the country, and she happened to say the official name for the structure. She was then loudly informed that that is not what people in Chicago call it. Leave it to Chicago, Youre not doing your joke right! Uh uh, thats not how you say it! she said. It says it right here, Nobody calls it that, not even Willis. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins mentioned how marriage is very similar to the stock market. The popular funnyman shared his hilarious yet insightful perspective on how marriage works. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim compare a marriage to the stock market. As anyone who is or has ever been married will say, a marriage is not always easy or something to be entered into lightly. A marriage is a relationship between flawed people with different thoughts and opinions on various topics. This will lead to friction and even heated disagreements and arguments. It's for that reason that hard work, persistence and perseverance must be present from both individuals. If any of those are lacking from either party, that marriage is likely doomed to fail. A marriage also requires constant attention and care. Its not something that gets a little bit of love and care this week, none the next week, and some the week after. Thats a recipe for disaster. In a clip posted on social media, Tim, in a hilarious bit about marriage, notes that there are noticeable similarities between marriage and the stock market in New York City. While this at first might sound odd, he explains what he means in such an intelligent and funny way that youll find yourself nodding along as you're also laughing deliriously. See, marriage is not like, you know, you can give your wife flowers, and shes good for three months, Tim said. It doesnt work that way. Marriage is like the stock market, man. Youre checking it every day. Oh, that dipped. What happened there? Must have been when I left the sock in the fridge. Thats probably what happened there. Thats probably the reason that happened. Later in the clip, Tim recalls taking his wife out to dinner one evening. Instead of a fun time spent reconnecting, there was obvious tension in the air, which Tim admits was his fault. He caused it, saying that he must do better next time. It began, he says on their way to dinner, with him asking his wife what she wanted to eat. As any married person will tell you, this is a conversation that will always end in an argument. She will say she doesnt care and wants him to decide. He does, as she commanded, and she will then shoot every one of his suggestions down. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.